Collection: PLANT MATS
Your plants are the main character. Water stains? Not so much.
These cork plant mats are like coasters for your leafy roommates—protecting your surfaces from water damage, scratches, and that weird mystery moisture that somehow appears under pots like botanical sorcery.
They keep your furniture safe, your plant babies happy, and your vibe immaculate. Bonus? Each one comes engraved with a little giggle—because if your monstera is going to judge you for forgetting to water it (again), the least it can do is heckle you for your ADHD!
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10-inch Plant Mat
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I NEED A DRINK // Funny Cork Plant Mat – Millennial & Gen Z Humor | Surface Protector | Houseplant Accessory
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THIS BITCH IS TRYING TO KILL ME // Funny Cork Plant Mat • Personalized Accessories Absorbent Coaster - Houseplant Lover Gift - Protective Surface Tray
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THIRSTY AF // Funny Cork Plant Mat – Millennial & Gen Z Humor | Surface Protector | Houseplant Accessory
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STILL ALIVE // Funny Cork Plant Mat – Millennial & Gen Z Humor | Surface Protector | Houseplant Accessory
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PRETEND I'M ALIVE // Funny Cork Plant Mat – Millennial & Gen Z Humor | Surface Protector | Houseplant Accessory
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PRAY FOR ME // Funny Cork Plant Mat – Millennial & Gen Z Humor | Surface Protector | Houseplant Accessory
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PLANTY DROPPER // Funny Cork Plant Mat – Millennial & Gen Z Humor | Surface Protector | Houseplant Accessory
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MY MOM IS A MURDERER // Funny Cork Plant Mat • Personalized Accessories Absorbent Coaster - Houseplant Lover Gift - Protective Surface Tray
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MILLENNIAL MIDLIFE CRISIS HOBBY // Funny Cork Plant Mat – Millennial & Gen Z Humor | Surface Protector | Houseplant Accessory
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MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY // Funny Cork Plant Mat – Millennial & Gen Z Humor | Surface Protector | Houseplant Accessory
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JUST LET ME LIVE MY LIFE // Funny Cork Plant Mat – Millennial & Gen Z Humor | Surface Protector | Houseplant Accessory
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JESUS TAKE THE WATERING CAN // Funny Cork Plant Mat – Millennial & Gen Z Humor | Surface Protector | Personalized Option
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IT'S GIVING PLANT LADY // Funny Cork Plant Mat – Millennial & Gen Z Humor | Surface Protector | Houseplant Accessory
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IN MY CAT SNACK ERA // Funny Cork Plant Mat – Millennial & Gen Z Humor | Surface Protector | Houseplant Accessory
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I'M LOVED TO DEATH // Funny Cork Plant Mat • Personalized Accessories Absorbent Coaster - Houseplant Lover Gift - Protective Surface Tray
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HOT GIRLS HAVE PLANTS AND A THERAPIST // Funny Cork Plant Mat – Millennial & Gen Z Humor | Surface Protector | Houseplant Accessory
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FEELING CUTE, MIGHT DIE LATER // Funny Cork Plant Mat • Personalized Accessories Absorbent Coaster - Houseplant Lover Gift - Protective Surface Tray
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EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PLANT // Funny Cork Plant Mat – Millennial & Gen Z Humor | Surface Protector | Houseplant Accessory
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DRAMA. // Funny Cork Plant Mat – Millennial & Gen Z Humor | Surface Protector | Houseplant Accessory
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CURRENT HYPERFIXATION // Funny Cork Plant Mat – Millennial & Gen Z Humor | Surface Protector | Houseplant Accessory
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CAT SURVIVOR // Funny Cork Plant Mat – Millennial & Gen Z Humor | Surface Protector | Houseplant Accessory
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BITCH BETTER HAVE MY WATER // Funny Cork Plant Mat • Personalized Accessories Absorbent Coaster - Houseplant Lover Gift - Protective Surface Tray
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ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD // Funny Cork Plant Mat • Personalized Accessories Absorbent Coaster - Houseplant Lover Gift - Protective Surface Tray
Regular price From $7.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From $7.99 USD