Adulting Ornaments – Because We’ve All Earned ‘Em! - Adult Achievements Christmas Ornaments - Wood Ornament - Funny - Inappropriate - Christmas Gift for Friends, Coworkers, Teachers, Yourself, and all your favorite adults!

Congrats, you’ve unlocked the ultimate level of adulting! From 'Drank a Lot of Beer' to 'Cried a Lot to Taylor Swift,' these ornaments are here to celebrate the real-life wins that no one warned us about. Perfect for your besties, your mom squad, or anyone who’s done their time in the trenches of adult life. Hang ‘em up and let the world know you survived! Snag one for your tree or gift it to the friend who’s also crushing it (sort of). Life’s hard, so let’s make it funny!

This listing is for ONE (1) ornament in the style of your choosing!

Please note: We hand design and make each item to order, so keep in mind the size, color, and/or placement of your design may vary slightly from the item pictured.

Wood Engraved Ornament measures 2.75"x2.75" around, is white on both sides with one side engraved with your chosen saying + the year 2024, and includes candy cane colored hanging tassel.

Saying options include:

•drank a lot of wine

•drank a lot of gin

•drank a lot of beer

•drank a lot of vodka

•drank a lot of whiskey

•drank a lot of tequila

•drank a lot of margs

• ate a lot of tacos

• ate a lot of pickles

• ate and left no crumbs

• smoked a lot of weed

• bought all the plants

• killed all the plants

• changed a lot of diapers

• talked a lot of shit

• ran out of money

• perfected my lawn stripes

• played a lot of pickleball

• cried a lot to taylor swift

• got freaky with chappell roan

• vibed with snoop at the olympics

• still in my emo phase

• barely worked out

• hyperfixated on a lot

• hit a lot of curbs