GARDEN MARKERS

Cedar Garden Markers – Because Your Plants Deserve Labels Too

Finally, a way to remind your basil it’s not actually mint. These engraved cedar garden markers are made from real-deal, rot-resistant cedar (aka the VIP of garden woods), so they won’t crumble like your will to weed in July.

Each one is laser-engraved with actual plant names or delightfully unhinged, pun-filled sayings—because why shouldn’t your garden have jokes?

Durable. Aesthetic. Mildly judgmental. Just like you.
Great for plant people, funny friends, and anyone who talks to their tomatoes.